Okay, let’s get started.
[ALERT: Initialize Failed: Could not find ‘WorldClassAuthor.dat’]
Hmm, I guess that figures. Well, I won’t worry about it too much. Readership is more important anyway.
[Caching Readers 0/7000000000]
[ALERT: Initialize Failed: Really? The whole earth? C’mon guy.]
It was worth a try! But I suppose I won’t need a built in readership if I have all these fantastic and bestselling novels to drive traffic in. Content is king!
[ALERT: No New York Times Bestselling Novels found.]
Oh yeah, right. What do I have? It’s strange that I do not remember what I’ve written, but that’s the way it is for this joke intro, so deal with it!
[One book found]
Only one? I’ve really got my work cut out for me. Have to start somewhere though. Here we go!
[Initialize Book Release.exe]
[Formatting New Post]